Simple Simon met a pie man,
going to the fair.
Says Simple Simon to the pie man,
let me taste your ware?
Says the pie man to Simple Simon,
show me first your penny.
Says Simple Simon to the pie man,
indeed I have not any.
Simple Simon went a-fishing,
for to catch a whale.
All the water he had got,
was in his mother 's pail.
Simple Simon went to look,
if plums grew on a thistle.
He pricked his fingers very much,
which made poor Simon whistle!
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